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Thursday, November 01, 2007
Gambar bogel/Cerita seks/sexy sto-ry

well,the title says it all.
this is indeed a SEXY post!
But don't get me wrong
there's no gambar bogel here
neither do i have any cerita seks
and btw,i'm not sick in the head or smtg
they are just quotes from the Mr Brown Show:The Humblite Show!

well it all started 2 nights ago at around 2 am
(when the sex hotline was opened to callers)
somebody called me and talked about sexy stories
(it wasn't a prank call-that made it worse)
according to the caller,someone's sea serpent(vicious monster) got ill
the sea serpent started to puke all over the place
and white foam thingy started forming at the mouth.
without hesitation,a brave warrior who had taken Senior First-aid course in high school came to the rescue!
he performed CPR on the sea serpent (incl mouth-to-mouth)
(whoa that guy, braaadddyy pervert!)

the Queen later heard about this from the citizens
and the brave warrior made it into The Queen's Honour List a.k.a honorary knighthood
he is now Sir Brave Knight or otherwise known to the people as Sir Sea Serpent!

The sea serpent's family was so grateful that they send him gifts after gifts by the truckload!
he's dad,Mr C-Cuped horse or otherwise known as Face look like Horse,only own a small house cause he got to pay off he late wife's,Ms Melons,medical bill
within days the whole house was filled with gifts including Natural Black and Blueberry Flavour(some kind of rubbery thing which shape like a balloon when you inflate it)

the house became so packed that their pet horse went crazy
so they pulled the horse to the back of the shed and tried naming it the controlled horse, the conservative horse,the restrained horse,and personally Sir Sea Serpent like The Boob Whisperer and hope hoping that the new name will help to settle the horse down.
but it didn't work!
so they went to te kia(pig child-direct translation)for ideas
but te kia cannot help them solve their problem either!
so they bring it behind the shed and shoot it!
they then donate all the gifts to the Kelantan Sexy Home for the sexy sex deprived people!
(something like The Shinigami Home for the sexy ass(es)!)
and then, the lived happily ever after!

ok that's all for todays sexy story.
if you don't understand,try listening to the Mr Brown Show:The Humblite Show and The Mr Brown Show:Shoot The Lame Horse.
that should clear you up a little.
if it doesn't help,don't worry about it.
this is just a little promise that i have to post this sexy story
and help me chill-out from my revision for WAUFP which is in 5 days time!
chill everybody!

Once again,Batman saved the day!